May 2013
tyleroakley:
lalalovedisney:
What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
things-larry-cant:
laugh-addict:
theagould:
Seeing people having fun without u.
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
April 2013
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
hell4b0ve:
I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
shout out to those followers that you see liking and reblogging stuff from your dash so often that you begin to remember their urls really well and think positively of them whenever you see them
tricksta-med:
when you like someone but you know there is literally a 0% chance they like you back
glitterweave:
chadleymacguff:
amenpenis:
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
tupacabra:
you would not believe your eyes if ten thousand pizza pies
strawpurry:
aphrodit—e:
deucebowl:
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
okay last post of the night. I had to.
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